TriNova Splashtext

This is text found splayed across the logo in the menu screen after beating the game, and on the logo in all credits. Many parody Minecraft Splashtexts.

Kills impurities with a vengeance!

Environmental Equipment and Services!

Supported by Bad Translator!

Free Shoes!

Don't go Northwest!

Also try Minecraft!

Also try Terraria!

Also try Undertale!

Also try Portal!

Also try Plants Vs. Zombies!

Also try Half-Life!

Autonyms are(or are they?)!

Freakin' Awesome!

Took an [x] to the [y]!

Soggy Inventory Spaces!

Don't Never use Double Negatives!

Nyu!

She's a Nyman, not my girlfriend!

Han shot first!

if not ok then return end!

2076!

Three Hundred Six Eight Nine!

3689!

8675309!

Time is easy!

T-t-t-TimRockz!